Once upon a time in a village, a manappeared and announced to the villagers that he would buymonkeys for 1000 bob.The villagers started catching the monkeys. The man bought thousands of monkeys at 100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at 2000. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to 2500 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even s

KAMAU, from Nyahururu entered the bar and aggressively shouted to the bar man '' give me a kilo of meat with kienyeji and give everybody a kilo of steak with ugali coz when I eat, I want other people also to eat, '' the bar man quickly processed the man's request and did as told. . When he finished eating, he said '' Give me a bottle of Guinness and give everyone else a bottle of whiskey coz when I drink, I want other people to drink '' . People in the bar were so happy with Kamau, they sang and danced praising his name '' Kamau the man''.. . After that, Kamau stood up and then said to the bar

Auntie wa Duka 💘 🔥 Part 8 “Haina haja mpigane ju ya hii kitu. Mimi siko tayari kuandikisha statement kwa police." I tried to reason with dem chics. Hakuna venye wangepigana nikiwa. Kwanza kuna mwingine hapa anajichocha na hana nguvu kabisaa. Oooh my poor Claire!🙈 “We all lose tonight." I had already given up on these two gals. “Bae hiyo inamaanisha nn?" Jossy asked me. “Wewe Jossy nitakukumbusha mara ngapi kuwa Katchumbarri si bae wako? Usinipandishe presha nanii!" Claire was kinda overprotective and she was defending her territories. “Bebby si unipee tu green light nichafue huyu msichana vita